The Colony

We have a wonderful saying in Ireland. I find it comes in very handy in such moments.
"Ah, sure... ."

Oh, well, Karma and all that. I feel actually quite sorry for that person. ... I've contacted Amazon. They're onto it.

Is it wrong that I'm weirdly proud of a one star? Oh, and @Jonny, on the basis we published it together, you do know that means you only get half a star. Because I get the other half. I'm having my share no matter how small.

I’ll buy your half for 50p. I’ve always craved recognition for my art.
Come on. Whadda ya say?

I want a pound at least. I need the dosh. For last min xmas pressies.

OK. As it’s Christmas I’ll make it £1.50. No, don’t thank me. It’s what I do.

£1.75. All those drawings in the book are my work. I want to be suitably constipated for it, I mean compensated. Come to think of it, I want 3/4 of that star.

Wow. Where was this? On Amazon you are supposed to be a verified purchaser...

Oh, and you know the joke of it? It's supposed to be shite writing, not a serious literary book.

@James Charles. Yes, on Amazon. I've got Amazon on it now. They're looking into it to see if it was a proper purchaser, and who left it. It was left anonymous. If the reviewer had actually bought & read it (and if said person had even 1 brain cell), they'd know it's supposed to be badly written. It's a parody, and we make it clear that it's a pisstake of AI. I'm sure the person is just a troll.