Writing memes (add your favourites)

[Serra K]

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Me this past week: "Okay, I've mastered the 12 strand braid, time to try out 10. Ooooo I wonder what it's like with 9? Maybe I should learn metal casting today too..."

 

[Rachel Caldecott]

 

[Dorm Ant]

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Pushit - Salt n' Peppa's here.

 

[Rachel Caldecott]

Pushit - Salt n' Peppa's here.

Not quite sure I understand your Salt n' Peppa reference, sorry.
They missed chickenshit from the list.
I once invited my then-husband-to-be, and an American guy who was like Eddie Murphy on speed, to take over my English class. I was teaching a bunch of secretaries at Agip Petroli in Rome. All very respectable ladies. I wanted to them to experience the differences between British and American English. Hmm. It quickly 'degenerated' into a lesson on the word shit. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. Two grown men shouting out uses of the word and then cracking up with laughter. The secretaries sat open-mouthed, but when the lads had finished, gave them a standing ovation.
You can step in shit, slip some shit, sell shit, smoke shit, talk shit, eat shit, know shit, don't know shit, paddle up a river of shit, shit on someone, have someone shit on you, take shit, not give a shit, have a shit, shit (noun and verb), be a shit or a shithead, and to confuse people further you can eat shitake.
I seem to remember that my 'Eddie Murphy' had some other, more colourful, uses of the word too.

 

[Hannah Faoileán]

Not quite sure I understand your Salt n' Peppa reference, sorry.
They missed chickenshit from the list.
I once invited my then-husband-to-be, and an American guy who was like Eddie Murphy on speed, to take over my English class. I was teaching a bunch of secretaries at Agip Petroli in Rome. All very respectable ladies. I wanted to them to experience the differences between British and American English. Hmm. It quickly 'degenerated' into a lesson on the word shit. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. Two grown men shouting out uses of the word and then cracking up with laughter. The secretaries sat open-mouthed, but when the lads had finished, gave them a standing ovation.
You can step in shit, slip some shit, sell shit, smoke shit, talk shit, eat shit, know shit, don't know shit, paddle up a river of shit, shit on someone, have someone shit on you, take shit, not give a shit, have a shit, shit (noun and verb), be a shit or a shithead, and to confuse people further you can eat shitake.
I seem to remember that my 'Eddie Murphy' had some other, more colourful, uses of the word too.

shit stirrer, shitface, shit sandwich, pile o' shit . . .

 

[Paul Whybrow]

 

[Paul Whybrow]

 

[Paul Whybrow]

 

[Pamela Jo]

Not quite sure I understand your Salt n' Peppa reference, sorry.
They missed chickenshit from the list.
I once invited my then-husband-to-be, and an American guy who was like Eddie Murphy on speed, to take over my English class. I was teaching a bunch of secretaries at Agip Petroli in Rome. All very respectable ladies. I wanted to them to experience the differences between British and American English. Hmm. It quickly 'degenerated' into a lesson on the word shit. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. Two grown men shouting out uses of the word and then cracking up with laughter. The secretaries sat open-mouthed, but when the lads had finished, gave them a standing ovation.
You can step in shit, slip some shit, sell shit, smoke shit, talk shit, eat shit, know shit, don't know shit, paddle up a river of shit, shit on someone, have someone shit on you, take shit, not give a shit, have a shit, shit (noun and verb), be a shit or a shithead, and to confuse people further you can eat shitake.
I seem to remember that my 'Eddie Murphy' had some other, more colourful, uses of the word too.

That would make a great short story. My theory is the most respectable ladies have secrets.

 

[Dorm Ant]

Not quite sure I understand your Salt n' Peppa reference, sorry.

Where were you in 1986? Running up hills, saving your town from monsters? Or doing this?

 

[Pamela Jo]

True Dat. Especially when you have seconds to get that contest entry in before midnight.

 

[Paul Whybrow]

 

[Paul Whybrow]

 

[Paul Whybrow]

 

[Hannah Faoileán]

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I want that dress!

 

[Paul Whybrow]

 

[Paul Whybrow]

 

[Paul Whybrow]

 

[Hannah Faoileán]

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Unless, of course, she was sitting still and the lone wolf was walking the woods, each howl another wolf-step closer.

 

[Pamela Jo]

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They were all ripped off. One of my characters had bedroom wallpaper made from her favourite covers.

 

[Bloo]

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Dipshit - Stupid or clueless

 

[Bloo]

Pushit - Salt n' Peppa's here.

I don't know that one, but I know this...

Push It - Static-X

 

[Emily]

 

[Emily]

 

[Emily]

 

[Stacey]

 

[Stacey]

 

[Stacey]

 

[Stacey]

 

[Stacey]