Thought for the Day It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a ...

[Paul Whybrow]

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

Dave Barry

 

[Pamela Jo]

Love me some Dave Barry. Used to have a column in a Florida paper. Wonder what happened to him. It's possible most of the sperm get delayed arguing about which alternative route is better and the one that finds the egg is the equivalent of the 4 year old who packs a PB and J sandwich and runs away from home with no map.